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All the ideas are optional, DNW's are non-negotiable.

Work in Progress


General likes

• Hurt/Comfort (Heavy On The Comfort)
• Contrasting Personalities/Looks/Jobs
• Trope Subversions
• Physical Intimacy (Both Sexual and Non-Sexual)
• Morally grey characters.
• Worldbuilding
• Mild to Heavy Descriptions of Gore 
• Stoic Characters who are soft for one person.
• Intimidating characters who are actually sweethearts and vice versa
• Himbos of any kind. (I just think they're neat)
• Gentle Caressing 

DNW

• Noncon
• Scat or Piss Kinks
• Beastiality
• Major Character Death
• Hurt No Comfort 
• Underage Smut (Romance between two teens is fine)
• Sex Magic

F/F Ships

Lady Of Black Magic/Magical Girl Who Loves The Fuck Out Of Her (F/F)

• Contrasting personalities would be great with this one.
• I love the idea of the magical girl being the less morally inclined of the two.
• Go crazy with Magical girl powers, especially if she's using them for violence. The idea of beating someone up with pretty pinks and glitter will never not be entertaining to me.

Spaceship AI with Holographic Manifestation/Pilot that Doesn't Know They're AI (F/F)

• At least partially sentient AI would be preferred.
• I like the idea that the AI is specifically not telling her she's an AI for a reason, whether this is to avoid embarrassing her or because she just finds her obliviousness funny,

Injured Mermaid/Human Doctor Who Tends to Her Injuries (F/F)

• I feel like this could either go a hurt/comfort route, or a comedical way. Either one is completely fine.
• I also like the idea of mermaids being based off of specific fish.

Lighthouse Keeper/Mermaid (F/F)

• Maybe the Lighthouse keeper doesn't believe in mermaids or the supernatural, so the random appearance of a mermaid breaks his world.
• Contrasting personalities and appearances between the two would be wonderful. 

Dethroned and Dishonoured Queen/Lone Loyal Knight (F/F)

• Reasoning for her loyalty would be appreciated.
• Does the knight still treat her like a queen, and if so does the queen enjoy it?

Eldritch Goddess/Her High Priestess (F/F)

• What interest does the Eldritch Goddess have in the Priestess. Does she like the praise, or does she think of the priestess as an adorable novelty?
• Surrealism, descriptions that don't make sense, confusing goals, all of it is welcome for the Eldritch being.

F/M ships

• Academic Witch with Obscure Specialty/Adventurer Who Requires her Expertise(F/M)
  

• Pick whatever specialty you want, especially if its something you're passionate about
• Honestly I'm okay with anything here, just be as creative as you like

Bard Hiding In Plain Sight/Bounty Hunter Looking For Her(F/M) 

• Comedy would be good for this one, especially if its dark humor.
• The Bard could hide in increasingly obvious places until she's just talking the bounty hunter in a mustache and laughing at his incompetence. 
• Bards using their instruments as weapons could either be impressive or funny based on how you spin it and I would be interested in either. 

Hermit Witch of the Woods/Male Shapeshifter Who Keeps Turning Up Injured on Her Doorstep(F/M)

• Hurt/Comfort would be preferred here.
• I think it would be funny if the witch is used to treating animals, so every time she comes she's completely fine with it until she realizes its the shapeshifter and goes 'Oh, its you again.'

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Ghost Of Murder Victim/Man Determined to Solve The Crime(F/M)

• One of my favorite things about ghosts is that there is no clear way to do it. Can the ghost touch things, do they only appear in mirrors.
• Preferred genres for this would be horror and/or mystery and/or buddy-cop.

Vanishing Hitchhiker/Driver Who Picks Her Up(F/M)

• Basically anything's okay here. Take the urban legend in any way you want.

Noblewoman Looking For Adventure/Bard Looking For a Patron (F/M)

• Different backgrounds, similar tastes in fun?
• The thought of a bard beating someone with their instrument remains one of the funniest ideas to me, so feel free to work this in if you can.

 

M/M Ships

Eccentric and Morally Questionable Mage/Their Often-Experimented-On Assistant(M/M)

• For this one I'd prefer that the Mage does genuinely care for his assistant. It doesn't have to be a healthy relationship, but I don't want him to be completely abusive.
• Aftercare after experiments would be sweet.
• Perhaps some world-building and explanation for why he feels the need to experiment?

Modern-day Librarian/Knight From his Favorite Fantasy Novel(M/M)

• Personality and body differences would be lovely here.
• Nerdy Librarian fanboying over Knight while Knight just basks in the praise.
• Himbo Knight would be a nice touch, especially if it involves him being oblivious to the Librarian's crush.

Gruff Middle-Aged Vampire Hunter/Sophisticated Young-Looking Vampire With a Crush(M/M)

• This one definitely has comedic potential.
• The hunter becoming increasingly confused because the Vampire keeps twirling his hair instead of running or fighting.

Good-looking knight/gruff blacksmith forging something for him(M/M)

• I'd prefer the knight to be the flirty one of the two, trying to get the blacksmith 

Realist Private Investigator/Occult Researcher Trying To Save Him from Eldritch Monsters(M/M)

• I'd like an 'Oh shit' moment from the Private Investigator when he realizes the scope of what he's dealing with.
• Badass and Nerdy occult researcher.
• Definitely has the potential to be a buddy-cop situation.

Gen and Solo Ships + Other
Also I messed up my signup I do not want smut for gen ships, that was an accident

Female Ex-Soldier on a Terrible Date & Conveniently Timed Violent Enemies From Her Past (Gen)

• Comedy would be great for this one
• Also interested in playful banter

Mother of Dead Child & Dead Child’s Surviving Imaginary Friend (Gen)

• Fluff and angst for this one
• I think it'd be cool if the imaginary friend had powers of some sort.
• Maybe some backstory for the imaginary friend and why he's still around

Lonely Old Lady Ghost & Child She Befriends (Gen)

• Domestic fluff would be nice for this one.
• Badass Ghost Ladies are always appreciated 

Manipulative But Well-Meaning Wizard Mentor & Teenage Female Chosen One (Gen)

• I like the idea of the the mentor just being some guy who really doesn't want the chosen one looking up to him.
• Gullible Chosen One would be appreciated.
• I feel like this would be a good one for humor.

Vanishing Hitchhiker & Female Driver who Picks Her Up

• Anythings good here, go wild.

Cheerful Trickster/Deadpan Serious Companion who tags along (Any)

• I like the idea of the Companion acting tough, but secretly enjoying every moment with his trickster.

Emotionally Intelligent Robot/Their Endearingly Emotionally Incompetent Human (Other)

• Hurt/Comfort would be good here.
• I think it would be cute if the robot was given to him as a reluctant gift he grew to love.